Nautical Names of Awesomeness﻿

Nautical Names of Awesomeness

1/8/2016

I'd love a name like Bloodaxe Bert,
Or Putrid Pete, or Gruesome Gert.
Fearsome Fred would be fantastic.
Dreadful Dev would sound quite drastic.
Obnoxious Otto would be great,
I'd love to be a Nasty Nate.
But, that can't be, cos ever since
I ate a stew of squid and quince,
And threw up over Captain Kid
He went and named me Seasick Sid.

© 2016 Em Lynas

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15/4/2019 12:25:25 am

This might be a short poem, but I really love it! The kind of humor that can be found in a certain poem is different that sometimes, only deep people and poet can understand. I am actually trying to write a poem with this kind of style, but I always fail. Perhaps, being a funny and witty writer is not for me. But still, I am willing to work hard to learn it! Attending workshops might be a huge help for me, I guess!