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Sir Jeremy Posher -Than-You

31/8/2016

My name is Sir Jeremy Posher-Than-You
I would like to apply to join your crew.
Having recently fallen on difficult times
I've decided to turn to a life full of crimes.

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My Turn

25/8/2016

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There's no hills
Or mountains
No paths, no tracks
Or roads
There's no grass
Or flowers

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Captain Amilee and the Secret Deadly Weapon

22/8/2016

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This has been one of my most visited funny poems on the funeverse so I thought I'd share it here.

A crew of stinky pirates
Sails the seven seas.
Red pimples on their noses,
Hard scabs upon their knees.

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