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My name is Sir Jeremy Posher-Than-You
I would like to apply to join your crew. Having recently fallen on difficult times I've decided to turn to a life full of crimes.
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This has been one of my most visited funny poems on the funeverse so I thought I'd share it here.
A crew of stinky pirates Sails the seven seas. Red pimples on their noses, Hard scabs upon their knees. Where's the loo on a pirate ship?
Where's the loo? Yoo hoo! I have to go on a pirate ship. I have to go. Yo ho! Gigging in the rigging
With your pirate band Is perfectly allowable When away from land. Gabbing in the cabin Late into the night Is considered by the crew to be - I'd love a name like Bloodaxe Bert,
Or Putrid Pete, or Gruesome Gert. Fearsome Fred would be fantastic. Dreadful Dev would sound quite drastic. Obnoxious Otto would be great, I'd love to be a Nasty Nate. But, that can't be, cos ever since I ate a stew of squid and quince, And threw up over Captain Kid He went and named me Seasick Sid. © 2016 Em Lynas |
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