Where's the loo? Yoo hoo!
I have to go on a pirate ship.
I have to go. Yo ho!
Is it off to port?
Is it on the gangplank?
Show me where, report!
Is it in the bulkhead?
Down inside the hull?
Is it in the crow's nest?
Tell me now, I'm full!
Where's the loo on a pirate ship?
Where's the loo? Yoo hoo!
I have to go on a pirate ship.
I have to go. Yo ho!
Is it in the scuppers?
Up the mizzen mast?
Or is it the cabin?
Tell me now, and fast!
Now I'm getting desperate.
Redder in the face.
Is it on the poop deck?
That has to be the place!
Where's the loo on a pirate ship?
Where's the loo? Yoo hoo!
I have to go on a pirate ship.
I have to go. Yo ho!
It isn't on the poop deck.
I've found the loo, whoopee!
The loo's a hole cut in a plank
That sticks right out to sea.
I've found the loo on a pirate ship
I've found the loo, hurrah!
I've been to the loo on a pirate ship
I've been to the loo, oo aargh!
© 2016 Em Lynas